Actress Sarah Jessica Parker is acutally the most human-looking of the mutant lizard people who dwell deep below the Earth’s surface.  She was sent as a first calculated strike in the lizard people’s war against the human race.  Their objective was to cause any human who looks at her to immediately gouge their eyes out, rendering the entire human population blind, mitigating the effects of a long bloody war with the humans.  If you want to prevent this apocalyptic termination of the human race, whatever you do DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT SJP!