If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.  If you actually fall for this trick you can be legally declared mentally retarded in 38 states.  The states that do not use this as a test of mental retardation are listed below.

States that do not legally declare people mentally retarded because they go out of their way as to not potentially offend anybody…ever:

Massachussetts, Maine, California, Minnesota

States that actually think that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer:

Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Mississippi, New Jersey, Arkansas, Alaska, Wyoming

(If you doubt that any of the states listed in the second category actually use the hand-face test for cancer, think about where they live…they’re retarded).