Day 8: Eight Maids A-milking

Cost: 5-10 years in a federal penitentiary* (Or $10.00 in China)

Origin: The tradition of trading women as property started since before history was even recorded, and has persisted to present day in some parts of the world.  The number of maids in this gift is largely attributed to a practice started by Hugh Hefner, in which he would give eight Playboy models to each of his business partners at Christmas time.

*-Note: Gifts 8-12 have been made illegal with the ratification of the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution